Durr?

The weather is freaking cold. It wasn't even this cold yesterday... What gives?!?!?!?!
Not only that, Google Maps show the amount of smog in the air.  And since it's raining today, its just like ACID RAIN!

EW!!

Okay, I love Halloween in China

There are lots of things I complain about. However, there are good things as well.

I LOVE HALLOWEEN in CHINA.

I can be anything I want.   I can find and source anything I want.  I don't think anything can compare to this. Halloween in China is the best.  And it makes me totally say, I love China.

Oh, I also love Chinese Martial Arts films. There is nothing as cool as the ones that are made by China for the Chinese audiences.  Flying on wires? Totally awesome.  No other country can make the movies as good as China.  So I love it!

wooo! I love costumes and martial arts!

PVP

So many people ask me WHY I love playing World of Warcraft.  I was never able to say it simply in words... I was never able to describe my feeling of joy and excitement when I'm in battle.

And then I saw this picture.

Ahh.... a picture speaks a thousand words.


that's you in the front, btw.

Insomnia!

The past few days have been hard on me. I haven't been able to sleep. Most likely it's due to the fact that the time difference is so huge that when I wake up its 1 or 2p.m. in the afternoon. 

Also, I have a lot of stuff to think about.  I have a business trip coming up that I need to be prepared for.  Having a business trip in between your vacation is kind of strange.  You can't really get into the vacation mode, and then you can't really get into the working mode.  How odd.

Anyway, I went to Target again today. Why is Target so awesome? I got workout shorts for 1.48$. Yes. THAT LITTLE.  Isn't it insane?  And to think it's cheaper than China!!!!!!! We are experiencing a revolution here, boys and girls.

Meh... I guess not

So I returned the boots.  Meh.

I was looking around the mall to day and there wasn't that many people. You'd think in a crappy economy there'd be even less people though.  They say this is the worst economy in years but it didn't seem to stop people from buying $200 dollar Coach bags.  Meh.

I just want to stay home and play WoW and relax these days.  Going out seem to be such a big hassle. There's a lot of things I need to take care of around the house..... time is running out.  I better get my act together and start with all my errands.  I was tempted to go to Japantown to check out the new building that was recently remodeled.  Supposedly it has tons of imported goods. I'm a sucker for Japanese snacks, makeup, and oddities so I tend to gravitate to these areas --- but I really have to control myself.

It sucks when your common sense gets the better of you.  Or was that guilt after you spend a lot of money on random items? Maybe a bit of both. 

Keeping myself locked to WoW prevents me from my horrible spending mistakes!

$250 dollar Diesel boots

So, I feel guilty.  Right after I got off the plane I went to Diesel and blew about $450 dollars on a dress, boots, and a scarf.  The boots was $250usd in itself.  Usually I don't spend so much money on clothes but I really needed flat boots...without the heel. I have to walk alot this year because of where the company is located, so all that walking hurts my feet every morning.  Which is why I needed the boots.

But $250 dollars?! Really?!!?!?!?!

I've thought about returning them allllllll day because I feel so guilty.  :( 

However, when I go back to China I know they have crappy boots there with horrible designs.  Ugh.
I hate shopping.

ViVa America

Ah..... how beautiful the US is.  How clean the weather, how nice the green mountains are, how tall the trees stand.  So, so, so, nice.

I love you, America.

And I love the availabilty of the internets, the free unhindered speed of surfing the net in the US is equivalent to warp speed in Star Trek.

oh I love you, America the beautiful... how free your internets are.

Apartment Hunting once again

I tend to move every year. That's because I get restless and I haven't found a place I love 100%, so I always think there are better places.  This time, I'm going to look until I find a place I really, really, really, love.  Good thing I'm starting early.

I don't plan to move from this place for at least 2 years... so I'm hoping I'll find some place that I can really settle down in for at least 600days. haha.  However, what I'm mostly concerned about is the neighbors.  How much they remodel, how clean they are, what their hygiene habits are -- really affect the complex.  In the past several years, I've lived in both good and bad places.  It's really about the people. 

Taxi Drivers

More specifically, Shanghainese taxi drivers piss me off.

Me: Take me to XXXX.
(drives to the cross street)
Driver: We're here.
Me: I want to go to #555. 
Driver: We passed it.
Me: So turn around.
Driver: You only said XXXX.
Me: I said XXXX because that's the street. Now I want to go to building #555.
Driver: But you didn't say that when you got in the car.
Me: Take me to #555.
Driver: I can't now.
Me: Because you're too lazy to make a U-turn?
Driver: Because you didn't say it when you got in the car.

*bitch mode -- ACTIVIATED*

Me: Look here, you idiot, WHAT IS YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION.
Driver: .....
Me: WHAT IS YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION!!
Driver: hmph. 
Me: I'll tell you what your JOB is.  YOUR JOB is to take ME wherever the hell I want to go. If I say I want to go to Mongolia, you shut the fuck up and you take me there. If I say I want to go to AMERICA, you shut the fuck up and TAKE ME THERE. I don't fucking care if you gotta pull a dammned rubber raft out of your fucking asshole but you damn well better take me there. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Driver: You should have said the number when you got in the car.
Me: Shut the fuck up and make a fucking U-turn. NOW.

(Makes a U-Turn and drives to the right building)
Me: You see how easy that is? Now here's your damn money and have a nice day.


Ugh. What a fucktard.  Stupid lazy Shanghainese taxi drivers. 

Kanye West and MTV

Lol.

I know it was rude of him but it's entertainment. Taylor looked like she was about to burst into tears. At least Beyonce had the emotional IQ to fix the situation.

There's something about MTV VMA's being live that is just so awesome.

Not to mention, Madonna's speech about Michael Jackson made me teary eyed.

The best thing is this headline I saw:

"Kanye West interruptions reach epidemic levels"

Thanks for the lol MTV.

Weddings and Instant Gratification

Weddings are pretty awesome.  If they’re your close friends or family.  Sometimes people I don’t know really well invite me to their weddings.  Why? What makes you think I care who you’re marrying?  Then I realized they don’t, because they just want the gift and the money.

This is why I almost never go to Chinese weddings.  Lots of former coworkers or other people I’ve worked with invite me to their weddings… but I really believe that a wedding should be an intimate thing.  A thing where it’s like, “I know you’ll be happy for me because you care about me and want to see me happy with another person.”  Half the time I get these wedding invitations from people I don’t even really talk to and people look at me aghast when I say, “Uh yeah, I can’t go.”   Weddings are expensive and time consuming, man. I’m not about to give out hundreds of dollars to people who I probably really don’t care about, or will remember in 5 years.

Meh.

Okay so I’ve been finally watching Prison Break. This is because on the plane flight back, the entire season was an option so I watched the first 2 episodes.  The reason why I didn’t want to watch it before was because I didn’t think there were many hot guys on it. I thought Wentworth Miller was hot… but was he hot enough for me to watch an entire series? I had my doubt so I never bought the series. However. 

On the plane, I was completely SMITTEN by him!! Ok you know what it is? It’s his eyes. They brood.  And his eyes are green.  My entire life I’ve had a thing for guys with green eyes. My first love huge crush when I was 5 had green eyes.  Joshua.  Then my middle school crush (another Josh) also had green eyes.  Then my high school crush also had green eyes (Brian).   Most of my TV celeb crushes also have green eyes. I just have a THING for green eyes.

So I bought the entire 4 seasons of Prison Break and I feel like I’m in a prison watching Prison Break, because I cannot move until I finished the entire series.  I’m on Season 3.  There is just something about the way Wentworth Miller broods that drives me insane. Woo hoo! Another mini project to do. Watch Prison Break and google every piece of information on it until I’m bored.

I love instant gratification.

Everything I want,  I must have it now.  That’s because I have a plan and my plan needs to move forward.  Everything is a little cog in my overall plan that I need to make sure moves in my preferred direction.  Being a control freak ain’t so bad…. You could be messy and disorganized, directionless and lost…… no thanks.

I hate panda huggers

So I predict my blog will get a lot more updates now that I have my bb. So let's see. Sitting next to me in a digusting guy with ugly wavy hair, and he has been picking his ear for at least 5 minutes. He is flicking the earwax out of his nails. However, after he flicks it out he also wipes his fingernails in this dirty napkin full of earwax. Sick.

Have you ever wondered how people can be this disgusting and apparently not care about it? Or not know about it? I think its all a pretence. They are just too lazy to change their habits because it is convenient to them. Like they care for anyone else. As long as its convenient to them they'll keep doing it their way. Which is the problem of this society of course.

Lots of people told me that they're growing! Look how far they've come! My question to that is.... So? That is no excuse for people to have zero consideration for anyone else and only pursue things that benefit themselves only, and often at the cost of another person, such as ripping someone off 2 months deposit, or selling them fake baby's formula to make more profit, etc.  There are some people that have grown up in horrible surroundings but know that its wrong not to kill, rape, or rob others. What is the difference between these and others? I don't think most of these people grew up in prisons.

Anyway, its just an excuse to divert you away from the real issue: that these people, and this society is fcked. That the mentality of the masses is broken.  How they grew up doesn't matter to what is seen in the present because dwelling on the how does not fix anything now.

Total eclipse of the heart

This really goes on in my mind when I hear this song. No joke.

I love the intarwebs

Girlfriend Woes

Hilarious.

Ganking is FUN

Okay so I had an adventure recently. I was playing on my friends WoW servers because they had told me that they were heavy PVPers (player versus player). My current guild on my server doesn’t PVP very much… so all the time I’m asking them, “HELLO!! Can anyone come to the battlegrounds with me so we can PWN SOME N00BS PLZ?!?!” And they’re always like, “No, because we always die, and that’s no fun.” And then I say, “But you get stronger! You get more points! Then you can buy STRONGER GEAR. Then after a few weeks you can PWN N00BS TOO!!” And they’re like, “Nah… we’d rather stay here and kill artificially intelligent monsters.”

It drives me crazy. How can just killing NPCs (non playable characters) be fun!? It’s about the contest! The competition!! The excitement when you’re standing there and all of a sudden you see a warrior behind you about to attack!!! It’s surviving a pre-emptive attack and then killing the enemy that gives you RETURN ON INVESTMENT!! Not to mention tons of satisfaction.

So I went to my friends server and wow, do they have good gear. And wow, are they good at owning people. Two mages, one rogue, starting up shit in the game. For three hours, we scoured the terrain, looking for any victim we could find. Finally, we found a hunter. He was just there, killing monsters by his own little happy self, with his pet Boar. We swooped down on our dragons and waved to him. My rogue friend stealthed and vanished into thin air. The hunter got nervous. Then we attacked him. Scared, he sent his Boar on us which I froze in place with my ice magic. My friend S (the other mage) killed the Boar with fireballs. The hunter turned and ran. My rogue friend popped out and stabbed him in the back which caused him to become dizzy. Then he unleashed a combo of attacks that fell the hunter. He died. We pointed at his corpse. We laughed. Next.

On and on, we killed and killed. We circled the horizons looking for any moving object, any fighting. We found our next victim. A player named “Dreamy Sister.” Let’s just assume it was a girl. Girls are usually easier to kill. They’re less skilled than guys at the game for the most part, and many girls don’t like to PVP. There is only one other girl I know in the game that regularly goes on killing missions with me. I really wish more girls practiced PVP so we can create a girls group and go kick some ass. Alas, it is but just a far away dream. Anyway, back to my story.

So we see Dreamy Sister. She’s just sitting there, next to the ice lake, drinking and eating some food. My rogue friend stealths. I wave. My other mage friend laughs at her. She stands up. My rogue friend pops out behind her, kills her. It was too easy. We retreat and hide behind some trees. While we weren’t looking, Dreamy Sister gets back to her body and resurrects. She immediately mounts on her gryphon and flies up into the air so we can’t attack. We look up at her…. Ai… target lost. My mage friend S says, “Not so fast!” He mounts up and within 5 seconds is flying next to her. He waves at her. She spits on him. He casts a fire spell which engulfs her in flames and her gryphon disappears. Without her mount, she falls, on fire, to her death. She dies. We point at her. We laugh.

Dreamy Sister attempts to escape from us 3 more times, and all 3 times meets the sad, fiery fall to her death. We get bored with her and move on, letting her rest.

The hunter is back. Still killing yetis. This time he called his Rogue friend to protect him. Oh! A challenge. We are pleased. We circle above them, letting them know we’ve arrived. He makes a rude gesture. We taunt him and tell him to bring it on. He ignores us and goes back to killing his yetis. Meanwhile, his rogue friend disappeared. The other mage and I stay in the air. Obviously, his rogue friend is stealthed, waiting for us to land so he can stun us from behind and kill us. We’re not that stupid. We let our Rogue friend start the show.

He stealths behind the hunter, and stuns him with one attack. The hunter spins around slowly, unable to move. The enemy rogue sees this, pops out behind our rogue friend F, and tries to attack. The mages land. We freeze him in place and throw fireballs. He dies. Meanwhile, the hunter is still dizzy. We point and laugh at him. Then we kill him. We weren’t trying to kill the hunter first. We wanted the rogue. And he fell for our predictable trap.

After 3 hours, we have no one to kill. The players have warned each other about 3 horde killing all the alliance in sight, so people are avoiding this area. Sad. We log and we see on the bulletin boards, people complaining about being farmed and telling us to stop killing them. We lol. Goal achieved. Now we can all sleep peacefully.

Protect Yourself

There were less people on the subway today. Amazing. I think it should be like this everyday. someone was telling me that its impossible to negotiate on one month deposit. I don't believe that. I've never paid more than one month deposit. If your rent is lower than 10000 rmb a month, there really is no reason that you can't negotiate one month deposit.

Why would you want only one month? Well duh, to protect yourself because most landlords are bitches and assholes. If something goes wrong with the place you can just forgo paying next months rent. That way when you move you're really not losing any money. However, if you have two months rent that usually doesn't work because if one month goes by, the landlord will usually notice before the end of the month that the rent isn't paid and confiscate the second months rent. Anyway, I don't understand why people don't think a little bit more to protect themselves. This is china, there are no rules.

The Subway Sux. Need I say more? Oh wait... yes

I feel like ranting, because ranting is more fun.

I've decided to post about all the disgusting things I see on the subway. And oh, how disgusting they so are. I can only tolerate around 5% of the people that take the subway here. They are the foreigners, who also seemingly hate these 95%, and the other quiet chnse people who also look around in annoyance at their disgusting countrymen.

The horribly mannered and low class poor excuses for homo sapiens are always doing one of these things. 1) picking their nose 2) rolling their boogers around their fingers 3) wiping their boogers on seats, poles, walls, and anything they can get their disgusting grubby fingers on. The sick bastards. Besides that, they may also be 4) eating greasy smelly foods when signs clearly prohibit food 5) dumping their litter and trash on the floors or seats 6) speaking loudly on their phone 7) speaking loudly to each other 8) stinking up the train because they don't use deodorant or shower, or both.

They are disgusting disgusting non qualified homo sapiens, which I think would be more correctly classified as the missing link, thus linking together forever and proving that humans evolved from monkeys.

More on this tomorrow.

Sad

I just found out a really, really good friend of mine may be moving to Hong Kong for work. I'm totally, utterly, devastated. I know it may be a better step for him but I honestly really don't know what I'm going to do without him here. We've lived in Shanghai together since 2004 and this is a huge shock to me. I really needed him here to keep me sane. I'm so sad. I feel more lonely here than ever.

There are so many people that should move away. Why him?


:(

Irritation

There's several new "laws" being "passed" (forced upon citizens) these days. Software will be required to be pre-installed on every single computer sold here in 3 weeks. Any computer purchased within these borders will have software that will automatically block "harmful content" for you, whether you like it or not.

And people are Okay with this? Of course they're not. However, there are people arguing that well hey.... If that's what they want, so be it. It's not a big issue, people will move on, they'll live with it.

Usually I don't bother to write about other issues like this -- it's not like I don't have my options to get around it. Issues about tbt, that big land mass that's disputed over, or issues about the T square that happened 10+10=XX years ago, I don't voice too much opinion about that because well, it's their family matters and the bottom line is I don't plan to raise children here.

However, when it comes to forced restriction of the free flow of information -- that's when it gets personal.

People just don't understand how important this is. It's forcing software, SPYWARE on things people PURCHASE with their own money, it's software that will monitor your every move, your every click, and what you write, comment on, and who you send things to. Sure, they say it's only for blocking pr0n -- but are serious that you believe that? Once a virus is in your system, does it ever really go away, or do you really know all the areas that it's effecting? Do you really know what is being planted in your PCs? You don't.

For people who don't think this is a big deal, you can never:

1) complain about blogspot being blcked
2) complain about youtube disappearing
3) complain about not viewing certain websites
4) complain about not getting the "news" that everyone else gets
5) complain about not having access to ANYTHING because you agree with "their" stance on forced pre-installation

The US fought long and hard for free speech. Minorities also fought for equal rights. To be American, these are the core values of what we stand for.

It's amazing to me how people can just shrug *this* particular issue off, especially when we all so dependent on the net to keep in touch with each other, or to find a peace of mind viewing, reading, watching, enjoying whatever we want to do in our own free personal time.

As temporary residents in a foreign country, the net is what keeps us sane, connected, and aware. Take that away from us and what really do you have left on those days that you 1) watched all the pirated DVDs you could possibly watch 2) read all the books you could have possibly read 3) god forbid, get tired of clubbing or partying?

How else do you get information on whats going on around the world? You can't. So when you agree or when you brush off this issue as being "unimportant" you are agreeing with giving up all the rights you had in your home country, and what your people fought for, for so many years.

You can't half agree with the regulation to "pre-install" software. You either agree with it or you don't, just like you can't "partially" agree with prop 8, slavery, torture, etc.

Wuxi

I went to Wuxi and saw the 3Kingdoms City again. I really love that place, because it shows all the reasons why the Chinese culture was awesome --- was. If only we can get any type of artistic representation nowadays that reflect that level of talent that existed back then without regulation the world would be a better place.

YOU POS.

Oh, great. So, blogspot is being blocked. I have to access it through secret means.

THANKS, GFW. Yet another blog you've claimed. Who knows how long this will go on for?

#@($)&@$(&@#($$(!)@#*$!@#$

A Day in the life of Chinese WoW

I thought this was pretty well made and funny.

WoW in real life. If you were Chinese.

View this link if you live in China.


View this link if you live in the US.

I hate translating. H8TE.

I really really dislike translating. For anything. Unless I'm translating for Jay Chou, or BoA, or Jet Li... I really dislike translating anything. I think the reason is because I've been translating since I was a kid, and I hate it.

When your parents speak to you in Mandarin, and then your friends don't understand, you translate. When your friends speak to you in English, or you're at the department store somewhere and you mom doesn't understand, you translate. Translating for me means I'm stuck in between 2 cultures and I have to find the right words to make both sides understand. Usually I have to listen to both sides speaking and I catch all their thoughts in my brain. And then I'm too lazy to open my mouth to spit it out.

Okay so I may have exaggerated it. I don't HATE translating. Verbally. But I do really really dislike translating from one powerpoint presentation to another. First of all, I hate selling. I'm not a salesperson. I'm too direct, I'm too blunt, I speak what's on my mind and if you don't want to buy it I couldn't care less. So when I have to translate pretty language from English to Mandarin, it makes me so angry!! I don't even know how to WRITE pretty language in Chinese. You already see how they translate menus. "Phoenix Claws." for 风抓． ITS FRIGGIN CHICKEN FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or, something like "Twice minced flitting lotus leave on pearl dewed cloud drops romantic princess jade emperor golden chrysanthemums expensive title buy me now BBQ" when it's like a drumstick.

Anyway. My point is, I hate flowery language and selling to people in mandarin on powerpoint presentations require exactly that. I HATE WRITING SHIT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*SEETHE*

Poopty Pants

[9:46:35 AM] You says: heyloser
[10:48:00 AM] Krassen says: i has poopty pants
[10:48:43 AM] You says: omg im in a meeting now my computer is on the projector you DOOF!!
[10:48:57 AM] Krassen says: P....
[10:49:30 AM] Krassen says: I'm going to need those 4th quarter projections by 3:30
[10:52:21 AM] Krassen : poopty pant

(T_T)...........

Mother's Day

So I spent a lot of time online trying to figure out which bouquet to send my mom at her work, so her coworkers can be like, "omg your daughter loves you so much im so jealous omg qq!" And I spent around 80$ usd picking the flowers and balloons, and then having them rush deliver it. She received them today and then thanked me for the flowers and that she has "so much face" now at work. ha. Chinese women are so easy to strategize against. Anyway.


Well. Apparently she didn't get the "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!" balloon that I bought with the flowers. Weak. I wanted her to feel SUPER special and then they leave out half of the present.

Fail.

Now I have to tell them to refund me, those idiots.

..... need sleep

Must stop raiding until 1a.m.

Must raid only on weekends.

Must not listen to Vivian when saying, "Sleep is overrated."

Must......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This is my life.

This is a summary of my daily life.
Except you replace "school" with "work."
And replace "internet" with "World of Warcraft."
(Though one could argue its almost the same thing, since I AM on the internet).
Troof.

WoW helps your son with Abstinence

QFT.

Just imagine how much it would cost for an abortion? And hospital bills for the girl? That would suck. I hope they have this type of cool contraceptive when I have a son. Someday. If I can get away from WoW long enough to meet a guy, that is.

Condescending Nerds

Wow I really hate these people. "Oh I got picked on in high school for being an ugly pimply nerd and now I'm going to take it out on everyone else who got more ass than me in high school since I've reached a high position in life due to my math skills and now I can pwn people and get revenge."

And here's a chart to prove why they suck and have a chip off their shoulders.
PERCENT OF STUDENT VIRGINS PER COLLEGE MAJOR

u still lose. lolz.

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right ....

w00t. Unicorns.

And all over the ESPN page too. If you go to that website and do the famous CONTRA game code for endless lives, you get unicorns pop up all over the page. If you click, more unicorns pop up. Apparently, someone put a script in the page that lead to that. LOL. Morning funny for me. Go go geek power! Of course, it doesn't work anymore. Oh well. Here's for hoping that it'll happen again on the Shanghai Expo 2010 page....

Click here for Unicorn news

Fate works .... or it doesn't.

So there was this thing I was trying to do last November. However, the other party wasn't very cooperative, so I basically said, "Well, all right. I can do something else, or look for other things to do." So I happily went along and moved on with my life, and now its 6 months later and that person came back to me and said, "Well... you know what we were discussing last November? Do you still want to do it?" And so now I'm caught in an awkward position, because I've basically moved on and I'm not too sure if it's the right thing, or the best thing anymore.

Of course, the other party is being as selfish as possible and organizing everything based on what he/she wants, whenever he/she needs it. So, it's annoying. It's almost like I can't say No just because I've been curious about it for a long time, but now is not the best time for me to start this endeavor.

Why can't anything be on MY schedule, done when I want it done!?

The world should revolve around ME, DAMMIT!!

The WoW pod is WOW

So someone designed a "pod" for WoW players. It is a seat that doubles as a toilet, and a stove to the right of it. On the wall hangs "refreshing spring water" (lol, +61 Mana only every drink) and you can cook whatever you want in it. You select your food in game, (even "shoveltusk meat?") and then it cooks it for you while you play. When the food is ready, it alerts you in game and then automatically marks you /AFK while you eat. SWEET. haha.

That's awesome.

Except it's in the shape of an Orc Hunt. I don't like Orcs. I think they're ugly. I want mine in a blood elf tent, please.

Links to more wow pods.
WoW Insider
TechDigest
Dvice

Thanks to motivation posters...

I laugh out loud at work when I don't mean to. Remember like 10 or more years ago when someone created those motivational posters that were quite expensive, and it was just a photograph with some words underneath it in a black frame? Well, thanks to the internet, geeks, photoshop, and geek humor, we get these:

So I wonder what pops out of the box, huh? Or actually, no, I don't want to know.

Another addition to the internet is anime with horrible translation. Remember the old anime that still had the traditional yellow subtitles, with literal translations? When you watched it you were like "wtf?" I don't know who managed to translate it this way but wow, does it speak the truth or what?

lawl.

Of course I'm sure the Japanese said, "If there's an opening in the opponents attack, it's a man's job to grab that chance to down the enemy." But of course we all prefer this translation much better. w00t.

PWNAGE

I had planned to update much more often but work has been busy lately. When I go home, I also play a lot of WoW, so don't blame me! I just don't have that much leisure time these days. I know it goes without saying but I love The World of Warcraft. I love it because it's a great game, so well made, that I probably don't need to play any other game because it's really not lacking anything. Of course, I only speak about the MMORPG category. I do play my Street Fighter 4, Devil May Cry 4, Loco Rocco and Crisis Core games from time to time. Mostly however, I'm stuck playing WoW because theres just so many things to do.

For example. The Flag of Ownership, possibly he bestest item to ever be invented in the World of Warcraft. This is mostly because I absolutely LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. playing against other players. Live players. The ones with feelings. When you beat your opponent (a live player) you stab your flag into their corpse. Of course, it's announced to everyone else nearby that "XXXXX has planted the flag of ownership in your body." And then, the flag shows up in your corpse, and get this, the best of all, the flag has a thumbs down sign on it. HAHAHA.

I have been PVPing for awhile but I can't do arenas (rated tournaments) because of my crappy lag behind the damned GFW. However, I can do world PVP so it's all right.

Anyways, the point is that when I win, I get to rub it in their faces and watch them come chase me for the rest of the battle. hahahahahaha. My point is to always point and laugh at them when I'm about to kill them. Then I do my finishing touch and stab the flag into their corpse. Then I laugh some more. I'm better. Muahahahahaha.
This is actually more satisfying for me because I play a Cloth wearer. This means my character has no armor. I'm almost always easily beaten in PvP (Player vs. Player) battles. I spent so much time getting ranked up for gear and now, I get to beat a lot of people. I'm SATISFIED. w00t.

Now That's Kicking Ass

This should be one of my spells on WoW.

Or, just irl would be good enough. >=D

Talk about some major ass kicking.

EyezMaze

Fun little flash games. Oh, I like!!

There's this site I go to when I feel bored and just need something to play for about 10-15 minutes. This Japanese guy creates the best logic games. I hate logic games, but these were really fun. Click here for link.

You basically have to make each item "grow" to its fullest potential. It's usually always about humans and the earth, so you have to make a happy little city. Your choices mean the difference between growing and dying. Pretty cool.

McGangBang

So, recently I've been feeling pretty grossed out with food. I don't know what it is but I think my body is telling me to chill out with eating fried foods and meats. Well, I don't eat fried food that much but whatevs....

And my friend sent me a link to the McGangBang. WIN.

The McGangBang

Americans can seriously eat anything, can't they? This is probably the reason why everyone is so damn fat. But I can't complain. I like eating DOUBLE EGG MCMUFFINS.

By the way, if you haven't figured it out, a McGangBang is a McChicken sandwiched stuffed in between two hamburgers. Or, a McDouble. Meat on all sides. Hence, the "gangbang."

Paris Hilton's BFF

Yes, I watch this show. I watch it because it's mindless brain fodder. I can get into a trance-like state when I watch it and it's almost like sleeping.

I think I mostly watch it to look at the clothes and bling. The monologue (what, they speak?) is like background noise.



One must wonder what goes on through her head. She has a huge closet filled with purses, shoes, dresses... anything you can think of. But I bet it's still lonely for her.

HOT.

I know what you all think. There are 15 year old girls in love with him so I shouldn't be in love with him!! But he is totally hot. HOT. He has the most perfect jawline, and the hugest expressive eyes, not to mention his hair is beautifully blond, just the way I like it. PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send brooders and emo men my way, ladies.

Just in case you need more persuasion that he's beautiful, I'm posting a pic.




















Oh, do you need another picture? Okay.




















超帅的。OMG。

还有几个小时就下班了！！

Cannot view?

So here we are, yet another blog.
I wonder how long this will last! If the GFW doesn't block it, I'd be happy.

Limited

Facebook is too limiting.

There's too many people on there. That means I can't talk shit about anyone.

There's also too many people on there who can't take a joke. And too many people who are just plain stupid. I haven't had a blog for years because of that. I can't write what I want because I'd hurt someones feelings, or disagree with their point of view.

But I can't not have a place to vent any longer! So I choose you, Blogger.

Feel lucky.