Do you wanna ride in my rocket?

Please, get in. >=D

I promise I won't fly straight up 100 miles and then dismount and watch you plummet to your death.  I have nothing to do with the little pile of bones you see there.  Really. 

This is so beautiful

Ahhh.... emails and work on the left, Gaming in the middle, and chatting on the right..... while watching TV on top if you wished.  How beautiful is this setup?

I can't wait to move back to the States so I can start setting up my dream "workstation."    This is exactly the way I would set it up.  That table is also from Ikea... I've wanted to buy it several times but I never had room in the house to put it.  But once I get back to the US..... this will become a reality.

My Alienware laptop's ethernet port broke.  Which is all kinds of fking FAIL.  This means I can't connect to the internet through cable.  WTF dude.  I have to use wireless, in a place where the internet is already slow as hell? REALLY? Wireless??

Especially for a hardcore gamer.... stable, plugged in connectivity is crucial. It's like the air I breathe. There is nothing more fail than your character raising an arm to do that final finishing blow... and then you get "You have been disconnected." Fking fail, wireless!!!!!!   And then that Orc with 200hp left turns around and starts healing himself... WORSE YET... attacking you. And you, in all your epicly overgeared glory, stands helpless with one arm raised... running in place... while a fail noob Orc whittles your 30,000HP away..... fking fail, man.

This must be fixed!!! Damn you, ethernet port. Damn you, Alienware, for costing thousands of dollars and still having shitty quality!! Damn you, Dell, for buying Alienware and using your crap factories that manufacture crap Dells to also manufacture Alienware components, which now also makes it crap quality!! Damn you alllllll!!!!!!!!!!

I am in the process of getting this fixed. And when I am back.... hell hath no fury like a woman and her laptop scorned.

Turtles. I want.

I said I would go to sleep early tonight.  10p.m.
Except then I tried to play FF13 on my PS3 and after 2 hours of downloading I'm still at 14%.  I wonder what is up with the internet speed? Oh yeah, no reason, just the GFW.  Forgot about that.

Then I told myself I'd just do one daily on WoW, and got stuck looking at J's new turtle mount he got while fishing.  He looks ridiculous as a paladin on that.  Show off.

/goes fishing

PVP

So many people ask me WHY I love playing World of Warcraft.  I was never able to say it simply in words... I was never able to describe my feeling of joy and excitement when I'm in battle.

And then I saw this picture.

Ahh.... a picture speaks a thousand words.


that's you in the front, btw.

Girlfriend Woes

Hilarious.

Ganking is FUN

Okay so I had an adventure recently. I was playing on my friends WoW servers because they had told me that they were heavy PVPers (player versus player). My current guild on my server doesn’t PVP very much… so all the time I’m asking them, “HELLO!! Can anyone come to the battlegrounds with me so we can PWN SOME N00BS PLZ?!?!” And they’re always like, “No, because we always die, and that’s no fun.” And then I say, “But you get stronger! You get more points! Then you can buy STRONGER GEAR. Then after a few weeks you can PWN N00BS TOO!!” And they’re like, “Nah… we’d rather stay here and kill artificially intelligent monsters.”

It drives me crazy. How can just killing NPCs (non playable characters) be fun!? It’s about the contest! The competition!! The excitement when you’re standing there and all of a sudden you see a warrior behind you about to attack!!! It’s surviving a pre-emptive attack and then killing the enemy that gives you RETURN ON INVESTMENT!! Not to mention tons of satisfaction.

So I went to my friends server and wow, do they have good gear. And wow, are they good at owning people. Two mages, one rogue, starting up shit in the game. For three hours, we scoured the terrain, looking for any victim we could find. Finally, we found a hunter. He was just there, killing monsters by his own little happy self, with his pet Boar. We swooped down on our dragons and waved to him. My rogue friend stealthed and vanished into thin air. The hunter got nervous. Then we attacked him. Scared, he sent his Boar on us which I froze in place with my ice magic. My friend S (the other mage) killed the Boar with fireballs. The hunter turned and ran. My rogue friend popped out and stabbed him in the back which caused him to become dizzy. Then he unleashed a combo of attacks that fell the hunter. He died. We pointed at his corpse. We laughed. Next.

On and on, we killed and killed. We circled the horizons looking for any moving object, any fighting. We found our next victim. A player named “Dreamy Sister.” Let’s just assume it was a girl. Girls are usually easier to kill. They’re less skilled than guys at the game for the most part, and many girls don’t like to PVP. There is only one other girl I know in the game that regularly goes on killing missions with me. I really wish more girls practiced PVP so we can create a girls group and go kick some ass. Alas, it is but just a far away dream. Anyway, back to my story.

So we see Dreamy Sister. She’s just sitting there, next to the ice lake, drinking and eating some food. My rogue friend stealths. I wave. My other mage friend laughs at her. She stands up. My rogue friend pops out behind her, kills her. It was too easy. We retreat and hide behind some trees. While we weren’t looking, Dreamy Sister gets back to her body and resurrects. She immediately mounts on her gryphon and flies up into the air so we can’t attack. We look up at her…. Ai… target lost. My mage friend S says, “Not so fast!” He mounts up and within 5 seconds is flying next to her. He waves at her. She spits on him. He casts a fire spell which engulfs her in flames and her gryphon disappears. Without her mount, she falls, on fire, to her death. She dies. We point at her. We laugh.

Dreamy Sister attempts to escape from us 3 more times, and all 3 times meets the sad, fiery fall to her death. We get bored with her and move on, letting her rest.

The hunter is back. Still killing yetis. This time he called his Rogue friend to protect him. Oh! A challenge. We are pleased. We circle above them, letting them know we’ve arrived. He makes a rude gesture. We taunt him and tell him to bring it on. He ignores us and goes back to killing his yetis. Meanwhile, his rogue friend disappeared. The other mage and I stay in the air. Obviously, his rogue friend is stealthed, waiting for us to land so he can stun us from behind and kill us. We’re not that stupid. We let our Rogue friend start the show.

He stealths behind the hunter, and stuns him with one attack. The hunter spins around slowly, unable to move. The enemy rogue sees this, pops out behind our rogue friend F, and tries to attack. The mages land. We freeze him in place and throw fireballs. He dies. Meanwhile, the hunter is still dizzy. We point and laugh at him. Then we kill him. We weren’t trying to kill the hunter first. We wanted the rogue. And he fell for our predictable trap.

After 3 hours, we have no one to kill. The players have warned each other about 3 horde killing all the alliance in sight, so people are avoiding this area. Sad. We log and we see on the bulletin boards, people complaining about being farmed and telling us to stop killing them. We lol. Goal achieved. Now we can all sleep peacefully.

A Day in the life of Chinese WoW

I thought this was pretty well made and funny.

WoW in real life. If you were Chinese.

View this link if you live in China.


View this link if you live in the US.

Poopty Pants

[9:46:35 AM] You says: heyloser
[10:48:00 AM] Krassen says: i has poopty pants
[10:48:43 AM] You says: omg im in a meeting now my computer is on the projector you DOOF!!
[10:48:57 AM] Krassen says: P....
[10:49:30 AM] Krassen says: I'm going to need those 4th quarter projections by 3:30
[10:52:21 AM] Krassen : poopty pant

(T_T)...........

..... need sleep

Must stop raiding until 1a.m.

Must raid only on weekends.

Must not listen to Vivian when saying, "Sleep is overrated."

Must......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

WoW helps your son with Abstinence

QFT.

Just imagine how much it would cost for an abortion? And hospital bills for the girl? That would suck. I hope they have this type of cool contraceptive when I have a son. Someday. If I can get away from WoW long enough to meet a guy, that is.

The WoW pod is WOW

So someone designed a "pod" for WoW players. It is a seat that doubles as a toilet, and a stove to the right of it. On the wall hangs "refreshing spring water" (lol, +61 Mana only every drink) and you can cook whatever you want in it. You select your food in game, (even "shoveltusk meat?") and then it cooks it for you while you play. When the food is ready, it alerts you in game and then automatically marks you /AFK while you eat. SWEET. haha.

That's awesome.

Except it's in the shape of an Orc Hunt. I don't like Orcs. I think they're ugly. I want mine in a blood elf tent, please.

Links to more wow pods.
WoW Insider
TechDigest
Dvice

PWNAGE

I had planned to update much more often but work has been busy lately. When I go home, I also play a lot of WoW, so don't blame me! I just don't have that much leisure time these days. I know it goes without saying but I love The World of Warcraft. I love it because it's a great game, so well made, that I probably don't need to play any other game because it's really not lacking anything. Of course, I only speak about the MMORPG category. I do play my Street Fighter 4, Devil May Cry 4, Loco Rocco and Crisis Core games from time to time. Mostly however, I'm stuck playing WoW because theres just so many things to do.

For example. The Flag of Ownership, possibly he bestest item to ever be invented in the World of Warcraft. This is mostly because I absolutely LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. playing against other players. Live players. The ones with feelings. When you beat your opponent (a live player) you stab your flag into their corpse. Of course, it's announced to everyone else nearby that "XXXXX has planted the flag of ownership in your body." And then, the flag shows up in your corpse, and get this, the best of all, the flag has a thumbs down sign on it. HAHAHA.

I have been PVPing for awhile but I can't do arenas (rated tournaments) because of my crappy lag behind the damned GFW. However, I can do world PVP so it's all right.

Anyways, the point is that when I win, I get to rub it in their faces and watch them come chase me for the rest of the battle. hahahahahaha. My point is to always point and laugh at them when I'm about to kill them. Then I do my finishing touch and stab the flag into their corpse. Then I laugh some more. I'm better. Muahahahahaha.
This is actually more satisfying for me because I play a Cloth wearer. This means my character has no armor. I'm almost always easily beaten in PvP (Player vs. Player) battles. I spent so much time getting ranked up for gear and now, I get to beat a lot of people. I'm SATISFIED. w00t.