This is my life.

This is a summary of my daily life.
Except you replace "school" with "work."
And replace "internet" with "World of Warcraft."
(Though one could argue its almost the same thing, since I AM on the internet).
Troof.

WoW helps your son with Abstinence

QFT.

Just imagine how much it would cost for an abortion? And hospital bills for the girl? That would suck. I hope they have this type of cool contraceptive when I have a son. Someday. If I can get away from WoW long enough to meet a guy, that is.

Condescending Nerds

Wow I really hate these people. "Oh I got picked on in high school for being an ugly pimply nerd and now I'm going to take it out on everyone else who got more ass than me in high school since I've reached a high position in life due to my math skills and now I can pwn people and get revenge."

And here's a chart to prove why they suck and have a chip off their shoulders.
PERCENT OF STUDENT VIRGINS PER COLLEGE MAJOR

u still lose. lolz.

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right ....

w00t. Unicorns.

And all over the ESPN page too. If you go to that website and do the famous CONTRA game code for endless lives, you get unicorns pop up all over the page. If you click, more unicorns pop up. Apparently, someone put a script in the page that lead to that. LOL. Morning funny for me. Go go geek power! Of course, it doesn't work anymore. Oh well. Here's for hoping that it'll happen again on the Shanghai Expo 2010 page....

Click here for Unicorn news

Fate works .... or it doesn't.

So there was this thing I was trying to do last November. However, the other party wasn't very cooperative, so I basically said, "Well, all right. I can do something else, or look for other things to do." So I happily went along and moved on with my life, and now its 6 months later and that person came back to me and said, "Well... you know what we were discussing last November? Do you still want to do it?" And so now I'm caught in an awkward position, because I've basically moved on and I'm not too sure if it's the right thing, or the best thing anymore.

Of course, the other party is being as selfish as possible and organizing everything based on what he/she wants, whenever he/she needs it. So, it's annoying. It's almost like I can't say No just because I've been curious about it for a long time, but now is not the best time for me to start this endeavor.

Why can't anything be on MY schedule, done when I want it done!?

The world should revolve around ME, DAMMIT!!

The WoW pod is WOW

So someone designed a "pod" for WoW players. It is a seat that doubles as a toilet, and a stove to the right of it. On the wall hangs "refreshing spring water" (lol, +61 Mana only every drink) and you can cook whatever you want in it. You select your food in game, (even "shoveltusk meat?") and then it cooks it for you while you play. When the food is ready, it alerts you in game and then automatically marks you /AFK while you eat. SWEET. haha.

That's awesome.

Except it's in the shape of an Orc Hunt. I don't like Orcs. I think they're ugly. I want mine in a blood elf tent, please.

Links to more wow pods.
WoW Insider
TechDigest
Dvice

Thanks to motivation posters...

I laugh out loud at work when I don't mean to. Remember like 10 or more years ago when someone created those motivational posters that were quite expensive, and it was just a photograph with some words underneath it in a black frame? Well, thanks to the internet, geeks, photoshop, and geek humor, we get these:

So I wonder what pops out of the box, huh? Or actually, no, I don't want to know.

Another addition to the internet is anime with horrible translation. Remember the old anime that still had the traditional yellow subtitles, with literal translations? When you watched it you were like "wtf?" I don't know who managed to translate it this way but wow, does it speak the truth or what?

lawl.

Of course I'm sure the Japanese said, "If there's an opening in the opponents attack, it's a man's job to grab that chance to down the enemy." But of course we all prefer this translation much better. w00t.